Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
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Louis C.K.
Don’t do anything stupid."" Don’t worry, " I whispered over the line, "I’m an expert on stupid."" You’re..."" Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they’ve been? I’m like...
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Brandon Sanderson
Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.
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Shannon L. Alder
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do...
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Bill Hicks
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
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Criss Jami
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Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?
A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!
Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?
She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. "Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bear away. Bears are easily frightened unless it's...
Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a woman was if she dropped from...
